thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

(via cr0c0diletears)

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

(via itsmyonlydaytobefancy)

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

(via strocka)

cosplay-compliments:

Cosplayer: milkchess (http://www.deviantart.com/art/Female-Han-Solo-Cosplay-317645668)
Character: fem!Hans Solo

Dan’s Comments: May the Fourth be with you! Simple yet sleek, this looks fabulous (and the prop is awesome!). Great work!

cosplay-compliments:

Cosplayer: milkchess (http://www.deviantart.com/art/Female-Han-Solo-Cosplay-317645668)
Character: fem!Hans Solo

Dan’s Comments: May the Fourth be with you! Simple yet sleek, this looks fabulous (and the prop is awesome!). Great work!

(via whovianwithabeard)

rahzzah:

Mamoa Aquaman by Rahzzah
I’m most excited about Jason Mamoa being Aquaman

rahzzah:

Mamoa Aquaman by Rahzzah

I’m most excited about Jason Mamoa being Aquaman

(via lydiamartinis)

firelordsarah:

I decided my uncle looked kind of like Steve Buscemi.

firelordsarah:

I decided my uncle looked kind of like Steve Buscemi.

das-taube-spuern:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

(via siriuslyyy)

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via indisuicide)

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

(via thecrownedheart)

perfectly-imperfect-carlos:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Cecil when he is forced to attend another intern’s funeral

(via the-frostiest-of-butts)

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

(via everythingismusical)

Late night, can’t sleep;

Late night, can’t sleep;